Check out the latest Midnight Hostility Afterhours episode as Sam Namo previews the Subway Series and the predictable three day crying marathon when Yankee fans see Juan Soto at Yankee Stadium in a Mets uniform.
The Glory Days Are Over Yankee Fans
Let’s dive headfirst into the hearts of those Yankees fans still reminiscing about the late ’90s – a bygone era when the Bronx Bombers ruled supreme! It’s like an unfaithful partner longing for a relationship that’s clearly over; the only difference is that instead of crying into their tenth beer, they’re binging on stats and former championships. But enter Juan Soto in a Mets uniform, and suddenly the floodgates open! Cue the entitled, delusional debates and rants!
The Subway Series Experience
What to Expect: Three Days of Meltdowns
Brace yourselves! For the next three days, we will be graced with Juan Soto bitching from the Yankees booth to the drunk slobs in the Yankee Stadium bleachers. Expect Yankees fans to be vocal about it, comparing Soto’s every move to the glory days and lamenting their lost dominance like it’s a jilted lover drama! Welcome to the world’s most entertaining show: watching the most entitled fanbase squirm. Can we get a round of applause for the comedy that is baseball fandom that hasn’t won a championship since 2009 but acts like they win it every year?
So, grab your popcorn, seatbelts, and maybe even some earplugs as we venture into a rivalry redefined. Sayonara, nostalgic fantasies. It’s time for a reality check — and you’re in for a reality based ride, Yankees fans.